Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Male or female...................
A woman walked into the kitchen to find herHusband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"She asked..... "Hunting Flies"He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
The Chevy 789.................
Combining design elements from different classic Chevrolet models, the 789 shows the world that you really can't have enough of a good thing. The 789 looks instantly iconic because it is a melding of 1957, 1958 and 1959 Chevy's. Who says you can't have it all, time tested classic design and up-to-date performance and reliability. This vehicle is built on a 2005-2007 Corvette C6 chassis, virtually the same chassis that won its class at the 24 hours of LeMans for the past few years and is known in the car world as the best value in a performance chassis ever produced.
Named for the three years represented in the overall design, the 789 has the "hooded eyes" and chrome grille bar of a '57 Bel Air, a mid-section and tri-toned interior that is reminiscent of a '58 Impala and the "bird in flight" rear tailfins of a '59. These three vehicles are all instantly recognizable classics celebrated by people around the world.
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St Peter and the cowboy.............
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave heralone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and mostheavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
Monday, February 11, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
100 years ago "TR" said it all..................
"In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
Friday, February 8, 2008
The Choice.........
The Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, 'My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all..
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence,empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.'
The grand son thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: 'Which wolf wins?'
The old Cherokee simply replied, 'The one you feed.'
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
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Saturday, February 2, 2008
Friday, February 1, 2008
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