St Peter and the cowboy.............

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave heralone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and mostheavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."