A born loser...................

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-makingbiker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down inone swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare asif to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it

?'The poor little guy starts crying.'Come on man I was just giving you a hardtime,' the biker says. 'I didn't thinkyou'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.

"This is the worst day of my life," saysthe little guy between sobs. "I can't do anythingright. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, somy boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. Ileft my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife inbed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to thisbar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,and then you show up and drink the damn poison."